Mother Nature Needs to BACK OFF!

I've just returned from shopping at MaxiMark (the biggest shopping center in Can Tho) to find my beautiful SONY laptop covered in...

Ants. Dozens of them, running across my keypad, sliding in and out from under the letters. I knew we had them on our floors, in our fridge, in the bathrooms. But now my computer? When it's perched safely on my desk?

Thanks for the new laptop, dad...but mother nature has now come to claim it as her own.

The second I come home and see jungle vines strangling my laptop and dragging it back into the wild, I'm calling Robin Williams. Hopefully the skills he acquired while filming Jumanji still serve him well today...